Daffy Definitions


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Submitted ByAnchMike
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READ SLOWLY----THESE ARE RATHER CLEVER!

1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that *leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds
2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do
3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist
9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money
11. MISTY: How golfers create divots
12. PARADOX: Two physicians
13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with
16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does
20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official




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Posted by mnmork2 Aug 29, 2004

Ha! some of those are really funny!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by SexyChic May 16, 2005

These are real funny but i saw similar ones in a book. Still i enjoyed them immensely.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by imlaughin Aug 15, 2005

very funny , but i didnt get the last one .

Comment score: -1  

Posted by boodler Apr 30, 2006

the last one was sudafed, or sue da fed!

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