Wealthy 60-year-old

Joke ID#4508
Funny (2.9)
Rating (0.72)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By erniedingus
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Bob, an extremely wealthy 60-year-old, arrives at a country club with a beautiful and charming 25-year-old blonde.

His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"

Bob exclaims, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"

His friends are shocked, but continue to ask, "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"

Bob replies, "I lied about my age."

His friends respond, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 40?"

Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."

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Posted by annie9698 Feb 24, 2005

funny funny funny!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by silvermoonisis Mar 06, 2005

Shouldn't the age he really is be different from the one his friend mentions when he said he lied about it?

Comment score: -1  

Posted by mengting2013 Nov 01, 2005

i don't get it...

Comment score: 1  

Posted by lyris Apr 16, 2006

the blond only married him to get his money ;)

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