Polar Bear


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Joke ID#45
Funny (2.53)
Rating (0.61)
CategoryPuns  
Submitted Bykiwioz9
Corrected By beaver
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A polar bear walked into a bar and said
"Can I please have a gin and............................................tonic?"
The bartender replied "Sure, but why the large pause?"
"I don't know, I've always had them!"




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Posted by tissue Mar 16, 2003

CORNY! YET AWESOME.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by marymary May 02, 2003

it got me to laugh!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by kgirlca Feb 01, 2004

Polar bears ROCK!!!! Go Polar Bears!!! Good joke! It made my mom and I laugh.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by funnygirl Feb 28, 2006

Oh, this was a groaner, but with the play on words was very funny. Good work.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by shimmermaid Feb 28, 2006

Corny, cheesy, cute.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by tinsel Feb 28, 2006

HeHe! It made me chuckle! How cute!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by schatzy228 Feb 28, 2006

bearable

Comment score: 2  

Posted by sunnyday311 Feb 28, 2006

Nevermind. I figured it out.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by beaver Feb 28, 2006

i dont get it

Comment score: 3  

Posted by crazycriely Feb 28, 2006

beaver its like this: big paws(his hands) vs big pause(the ...)

Comment score: 3  

Posted by joke_lover_101 Feb 28, 2006

i don't get it

Comment score: 1  

Posted by beaver Mar 02, 2006

thank you very much now i get it with your help thank you

Comment score: 2  

Posted by zakp Mar 27, 2006

A bit corny...

Comment score: 1  

Posted by jimbob8491 May 13, 2008

It's BIG pause! BIG pause!

Comment score: -1  

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