Under Oath

Joke ID#4428
Funny (2.62)
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Submitted ByTheGermanGemini
Corrected By boodler
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The slick defense lawyer was drilling the star witness, in an attempt to ruffle the mans feathers, and secure his own case. He began egging him on.

"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background" the lawyer sneered.

The witness replied,
"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment."

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Posted by DaGreatCowfucius Aug 08, 2004

Silly lawyers.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by JmBannana Aug 12, 2004

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Posted by skoolkid Aug 22, 2004

Excellent joke! LoL!!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by pink Nov 16, 2004

No you wierdo, its the fact that he couldn't lie. He couldn't say that the lawyer was intelligent because that woulkd be a lie.

Comment score: -1  

Posted by Nicky101 Dec 17, 2004

The majority of lawyers are smart! I guess the witness was just funnier!

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Posted by shimmermaid Jun 04, 2005

LOL! I like it!

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