Old Lady

Joke ID#4383
Funny (2.17)
Rating (1.78)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byecksc
Corrected By boodler
Special Add To My Favorites
Email Joke to Friend

Rate Joke
(83 votes so far)

If you become a registered user you can vote on this joke.

Once there were twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat. It so happened that John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank.

A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible."

Joe thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Hell no, in fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy.

I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle." The old lady fainted.

Comments on this Joke
Hide Comments Below :
Posted by anchmike Jul 14, 2004


Comment score: 1  

Posted by ecksc Aug 24, 2004

prove that this is a dupe. put the original's tag down.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by ecksc Aug 27, 2004

this is not a dupe

Comment score: 1  

Posted by shuangxineige Sep 10, 2004


Comment score: -1  

You need to Register before you can comment.
Username: Password:

New Users...      Forgot Password?