Five Cannibals...

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Submitted ByAnchMike
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Five cannibals were employed by Army as scouts and translators during on of the island campaigns during World War II. When the Commanding Officer of ground forces welcomed the cannibals he said, "You're all part of our team now. We will compensate you well for your services, and you can eat any of the rations that the Soldiers are eating. But please don't indulge yourselves by eating a Soldier." The cannibals promised.

Four weeks later the CO returned and said, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our Master Sergeants has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?"

The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the CO left, the leader of the cannibals turned to the others and said, "Which of you idiots ate the Master Sergeant?"

A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replied, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Lieutenants, Captains, and Majors and no one noticed anything, then YOU had to go and eat an NCO!"

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Posted by anchmike Jun 29, 2004

hmmm...I eliminated the Â's when I submitted this but they still showed up! Apotential correction point for someone!

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