A Man and His Wife
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A man and his wife were having some problems and giving each other the silent treatment. The man realized that he'd need his wife to wake him the next morning at 5:00 a.m, for an early flight to Chicago.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 a.m."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 a.m. and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 a.m. Wake up."
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Posted by DaGreatCowfucius
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Jul 04, 2004 |
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Funny ^_^ |
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Posted by Gr8Girl
 
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Jul 10, 2004 |
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HAHA. LOVE IT! |
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Posted by dancinchick9190
 
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Jul 21, 2004 |
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cute  |
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| Comment score: 5 |
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Posted by maddieisacocker
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Dec 04, 2004 |
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Its awesome !!!!! I like it !!!!!!       |
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Posted by Internat
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Dec 15, 2004 |
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lol |
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Posted by zinzey16
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Dec 22, 2004 |
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LOL...I love it!!! I'll definetely have to pass this one on to my friends!! |
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Posted by ha-ha-hee-hee
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Mar 22, 2005 |
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
this is sooooooooooo FUNNY |
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Posted by Pop_Qla
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Jul 15, 2005 |
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He he he! That's really funny! |
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Posted by shimmermaid
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Aug 04, 2005 |
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I heard this before...great job! |
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Posted by goosh
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Aug 09, 2005 |
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ha! that is sooo great it sounds like my mom and dad |
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Posted by kelsey777
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Aug 28, 2005 |
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mean wife! |
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Posted by limefruitycutie
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Aug 29, 2005 |
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cute & funny |
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Posted by trita4
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Aug 30, 2005 |
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had that before  |
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Posted by mathlover639
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Nov 19, 2005 |
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she could have shaken him awake but she wanted to be mean
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Posted by 2sandwoman
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Nov 25, 2005 |
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Very cute. |
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Posted by 2sandwoman
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Nov 25, 2005 |
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Very cute. |
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| Comment score: 5 |
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Posted by AndYourPointIs
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Mar 10, 2006 |
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my uncle did the same thing to my cuz wen she wasn't speaking to him it was funny |
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Posted by bballrox2123
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Apr 10, 2006 |
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love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posted by undercover_joker
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May 03, 2006 |
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luv it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and oh yeah, GIRL POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posted by auntiesis
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Jun 15, 2006 |
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Hahahahahahaha, I'll have to try this sometime. |
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Posted by ntsoaky
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Aug 09, 2006 |
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wow! |
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Posted by bmonkey
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Aug 09, 2006 |
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thats a nice one! |
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Posted by coolhndsme
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Aug 09, 2006 |
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verey funny |
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Posted by cheer492
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Aug 09, 2006 |
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omg that is hilarious!!!!
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Posted by debbiedoesjokes7
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Aug 09, 2006 |
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Heard it too. Always funny. Mom did it too. Wasn't fun @ all. Nobody talked for a week @ a time. Hell is for children. Now, I'm really good @ it too. Learned @ Mommy Dearest's knee. I thought spelling counted here. Even on comments. I give it a +10. |
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Posted by MansyP
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Aug 10, 2006 |
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i luv it that is the best |
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Posted by phoenixoflife
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Oct 18, 2006 |
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Posted by Muhammadbinhamza
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Jan 11, 2007 |
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Evenge is taken haha   |
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Posted by Muhammadbinhamza
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Jan 11, 2007 |
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Sorry revenge |
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Posted by Giggles
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Feb 16, 2007 |
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i would do the same thing!!! very funny |
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Posted by sulphhemoglobia
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Aug 09, 2007 |
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Old but still funny!!! |
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Posted by thedoublew
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Jul 16, 2008 |
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cmon that guy didnt deserve that... |
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Posted by thedoublew
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Jul 16, 2008 |
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cmon that guy didnt deserve that... |
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Posted by brettyfxu
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Aug 05, 2008 |
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you can talk
It was funny!!!!! ! |
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