Moses on His Walkie Talkie

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Nine year old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school.

"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.

"When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely.

"Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."

"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.

"Well, no. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"

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Posted by Sammyboysilly714 Jun 27, 2004

This is a hilarious joke! I love it.

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Posted by DaGreatCowfucius Jul 04, 2004


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Posted by ntsoaky Jul 26, 2005

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Posted by shimmermaid Jul 26, 2005

Pretty good.

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Posted by SexyChic Jul 28, 2005

That's really great!! I love it.

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