Daughter's Birthday

Joke ID#4325
Funny (2.78)
Rating (0.69)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted ByGr8GiRL
Corrected By Dawn830w
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Ralph was one his way home from work on night, when to his horror, he suddenly realized that he'd completely forgotten his daughter's birthday.
He rushed to the toy store and asked the manager, "How much is the Barbie in the window?"
"Which one?" The manager replied. "We have Workout Barbie for $19.95, Malibu Barbie for $19.95, Soccer Barbie is 19.95, Cinderella Barbie $19.95, Retro '70's Barbie $19.95, and Divorced Barbie $375."
"Hold on," Ralph said. "Why is Divorced Barbie $375 when all the other Barbies are only $19.95?"
"Well," said the store manager. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat, Ken's furniture....."

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Posted by Newf Jun 07, 2004

If this is a dup, I can't find the other.

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Posted by schatzy228 Mar 03, 2006

really funny

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Posted by shimmermaid Mar 05, 2006

HAHA! Only, I think that the title and the setting were way off...Just make it simpler and you've got a good joke

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