You Know You're Living in 2004 When...


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Joke ID#4269
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Submitted ByAnchMike
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1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.

12. You read this entire list, and keep nodding and smiling.

13. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends."

14. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore, except to send you jokes from the net.

15. You are too busy to notice there was no #9

16. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9

AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING AT YOURSELF




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Posted by puzzler Apr 20, 2004

The funny thing is...it's TRUE!!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by mnmork2 Apr 20, 2004

Ha! I hate it when I am so predictable, but I fell for and looked for #9! I hate to give you a full Smiley AnchMike but this one deserves it!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by Gr8girl Jun 05, 2004

I feel smart....I noticed no #9 when I was going through....yay!

Comment score: 0  

Posted by cyf360n Jun 20, 2004

Outragously funny

Comment score: 1  

Posted by magicguy Nov 25, 2004

Very Very Good!!!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by juggleboy502 May 08, 2005

i feel smart

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Sarah5225766 Jul 02, 2005

haha! i put my cell phone 4-digit password into the microwave once, the result: burnt nachos. 2,3,4,5,12,13,14,15,16. I admit, i was fulled into looking back and then reading on and i felt very stupid. this is a hilarious joke (mean) yet hilarious! I give it a full smiley!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by ntsoaky Aug 04, 2005

so true n yet so awesome. great job.

Comment score: 0  

Posted by shimmermaid Aug 04, 2005

Haha! At first i didn't think it was all that great, but then around 10...And i did scroll up to see if there was a 9! Full smiley!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by lyris Apr 12, 2006

LOL! I didn't go and scroll up, I just thought "Oh, yeah, whatever" xD

Comment score: 0  

Posted by undercover_joker May 06, 2006

I didnt find it funny its crushing to see what kind of world we live in now, but I did go up to check #9

Comment score: 2  

Posted by hubluza Jun 17, 2006

My favorite was #9

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Potatosrmyfriend Apr 21, 2007

hehe... funny, but I didn't have to scroll up ... I did check though

Comment score: 0  

Posted by Potatosrmyfriend Apr 21, 2007

hehe... funny, but I didn't have to scroll up ... I did check though

Comment score: 0  

Posted by xojohannyxo Jan 29, 2008

LMAO, there are a bunch of jokes that miss a number on purpose so I already knew a number was missing. But it was a funny joke!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Jokester Feb 08, 2008

Comment score: -1  

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