Too Embarrassed

Joke ID#4259
Funny (2.82)
Rating (1.36)
CategoryNews / Politics  
Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By imlaughin
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Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- firefighter, police officer, sales rep, doctor, lawyer, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret, and takes off all his clothes in front of other men, and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go home with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly sent the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He actually works for the "RE-ELECT BUSH" Organization, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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Posted by knightdog Feb 13, 2005

Wow! That IS embarassing! Incidentally, how can you re-elect someone who was never elected in the first place?

Comment score: 7  

Posted by silvermoonisis Mar 08, 2005

You make a good point...

Comment score: 4  

Posted by imlaughin Aug 15, 2005

i agree, good thinking knightdog!

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