Nine Things Dogs Don't Understand

Joke ID#4234
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Submitted ByGr8GiRL
Corrected By imlaughin
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1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m.

2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her.

3. He shouldn't jump on your bed when he's sopping wet.

4. The cats have every right to be in the living room.

5. Barking at guests 10 minutes after they arrive is stupid

6. Getting up does NOT mean we are going for a walk

7. Just because I'm eating, doesn't mean you can.

8. If you look at me with those big soppy eyes, I'm not going to give in and feed you. NOT NOT NOT. Oh, ok, just this once.

9. No, it's my food....Oh alright then, just a small piece.

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Posted by bird_luver Aug 11, 2004

Great jokes!! Just one thing I don't get. The title says "Ten Things ..........", but you only have nine. Where's the other one?

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Posted by jiffyiscool Jul 14, 2005

last two seem pretty similar

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