Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?


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Joke ID#4232
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Submitted ByGr8GiRL
Corrected By boodler
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the armadillo that it was possible.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Because it was a double-crosser.

Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
To take over the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?
To get to the other tide.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Chickens hadn't evolved yet.




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