You Think A Gallon Of Gas Is Expensive?


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Makes one think, and puts things in perspective :

Diet Snapple....16 oz $1.29........$10.32 per gallon
Lipton Ice Tea..16 oz $1.19........$ 9.52 per gallon
Gatorade........20 oz $1.59...... $10.17 per gallon
Ocean Spray.....16 oz $1.25.......$10.00 per gallon
Brake Fluid.....12 oz $3.15 ..... $33.60 per gallon
Vick's Nyquil... 6 oz $8.35 .....$178.13 per gallon
Pepto Bismol.....4 oz $3.85......$123.20 per gallon
Whiteout........ 7 oz $1.39...... $25.42 per gallon
Scope ........ 1.5 oz $0.99.......$84.48 per gallon

and this is the REAL KICKER......

>Evian water 9 oz for $1.49...... $21.19 per gallon.

$21.19 FOR WATER! ....and the buyers don't even know the source. Yes, and the name Evian, is Naive turned around, and the Canadians are selling it by the millions of gallons to the US.

So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, or God forbid, PEPTO BISMOL or NYQUIL!!!!

Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump....!




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Posted by mnmork2 Apr 02, 2004

Gosh, based on this I'm giving up on buying water!

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Posted by marigold Jun 04, 2006

I've got to give you credit, that's very interesting...

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Posted by Shastaki Sep 01, 2006

Now I'm drinking gasoline instead of water! It's cheaper!

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