Joke ID#4213
Funny (1.3)
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Submitted ByGr8GiRL
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Welcome aboard Southwest Flight 245 to Tampa. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.

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Posted by taiya2 Mar 31, 2004


Comment score: 2  

Posted by MNMORK2 Mar 31, 2004

Dang it Taiya you beat me to it! This gr8Grl is always putting up dupes and I've been racking up points reporting them. Oh well, I'll beat you next time!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Gr8Girl Mar 31, 2004

How did I dupe??? I made these jokes up!!!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by anchmike Mar 31, 2004

Hey Gr8Grl. It's bad enough that you do the dupes but then to state you made it up is an outright lie! Go check out joke #3605. Learn to use the search jokes function to the left.

Comment score: 4  

Posted by james4rcc Feb 10, 2005

The way to tell who put it on first is by the ID#. Whichever # is lower was put on first. I agree with the others. Alot of the jokes yoe tell are dupes. Sorry.

Comment score: 4  

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