Lottery Ticket


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Joke ID#4212
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CategoryRedneck  
Submitted ByGr8GiRL
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A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Mobile, Alabama to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."

The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."

The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."

Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"






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Posted by darthforman Jun 13, 2005

ha ha ha!

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Posted by schatzy228 Dec 02, 2005

4 star humor

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