Turner Brown


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Joke ID#4151
Funny (3.07)
Rating (2.49)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Bypuzzler
Corrected By Celanba
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A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs., 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs. each, Turner Brown."

The small guy just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping and shaking him. He asks, "Are you Ok?" In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"

The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs., have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs. each. And my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God!! I thought you said Turn Around".



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Posted by thejoke Jul 23, 2004

hilarious

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Posted by marigold May 09, 2005

i don't get it

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Posted by phantomgal Aug 30, 2005

can someone please explain this to me??

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Posted by iglo1234 Feb 20, 2006

he thought he wanted him to turn around so he can do it with him

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