Corporate Lesson 2:


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Joke ID#4126
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Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By DennysGirl
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Always be well informed

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said,"Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. Changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance, and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a Bible and looked up Psalm 129.

It said, "Go forth and seek. Further on, you will find glory."

Moral of the story: Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity.




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Posted by newf Mar 08, 2004

Anchmike, I think your the only one who bothers to come here anymore. Most be lonely.

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Posted by anchmike Mar 08, 2004

Newf, I have noticed a decline in the number of new jokes from others, including yourself. I just use this sight to store jokes that I receive from friends. If the sight ever goes down I'll lose all my jokes and a source for some very good jokes from others.

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Posted by ntsoaky Sep 01, 2006

Well fellas, here we r: wocka is still up n running. Good joke.

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Posted by Alexeagle Feb 07, 2008

we r still here

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Posted by danielzerman Aug 18, 2008

i continue to come here (authough i am not as high on the board as you guys are.)

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