Used Brains?


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Joke ID#4106
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Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By Fathead
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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."




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Posted by ugogurl10 Mar 22, 2005

nice

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Posted by rwethereyet Apr 07, 2005

Good, clean, wholesome, undercover male bashing. This would play well in an office full of nurses.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by marigold May 07, 2005

hey anchmike, good joke, but kind of weird coming from you. I mean you're a guy. love it though

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Posted by ashleyrena143 Jun 13, 2005

So very true!!!

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Posted by kelsey777 Sep 17, 2005

so very true

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Posted by Shastaki Aug 30, 2006

Great joke! I heard a similar one once, only it was about Britney Spears.

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Posted by ntsoaky Aug 30, 2006

good joke Anchmike. 2 my faves

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