This is a Test

Joke ID#4101
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Submitted ByAnchMike
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This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer you will be able to find out where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely fictional situation, in which you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be completely honest and spontaneous. From the gut.

Please scroll down slowly and consider the scenario carefully. This is important for the test to work accurately.

You're a freelance photographer in Florida. You are caught in a great disaster. A hurricane has caused great chaos and severe flooding. There are huge masses of water swirling around you but you somehow manage to crawl to safety on the roof of a building. The situation is nearly horrifying. But you're trying to shoot some photographs of what you see.

There are houses and people being swept away by the raging waters, certainly to be swallowed up forever. Nature is showing all its destructive power, claiming everything in its path.

Suddenly you see a flailing man in the water, moving swiftly by but within reach. He's fighting for his life, trying not to be sucked under and drowned.

Suddenly you realize you know this man. You look closer. Yes, you're right. You do know him. It's George W. Bush! And you know he is doomed if you don't reach out to him.

You have two options. You can save the life of the President of the United States or you can take a Pulitzer prize-winning photograph recording the tragic demise of the most powerful man in the world for all posterity.

Here's the question (please search your soul and give an honest answer):

Which would you choose, color film or black and white?

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Posted by deepsea Aug 23, 2005

Black and white its much more dramatic

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Posted by FerretGirl Dec 11, 2005

Hee Hee! I thought the question would be if you saved him or not, and if you chose yes you were mental or something. This is much better!

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Posted by sunnyday311 Dec 19, 2005

Black and white! For a long time I was wondering where the joke part would come into play, but full smiley for you!

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Posted by teen_wiz Jun 13, 2006

Yeh, that's it.

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Posted by mayzah Mar 02, 2008


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Posted by rhapsody17 Oct 04, 2008


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