Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers


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Joke ID#4098
Funny (2.83)
Rating (0.54)
CategoryGross  
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By DennysGirl
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As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"




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Posted by newf Feb 19, 2004

This one is for all of who: a) have kids b) had kids c) was a kid d) know a kid!

Comment score: 7  

Posted by Gr8girl Jun 05, 2004

This is hilarious!!! I would give it 2 thumbs up, but I guess 2 smileys will have to do!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by Gr8Girl Jun 24, 2004

lol newf...why didnt you just say "this joke is for everyone" or just leave out answer C.

Comment score: 4  

Posted by BrownEyes May 31, 2005

Eewww!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by j_mon Jun 23, 2005

lol- This would be a great Reader's Digest joke! Very cute

Comment score: 4  

Posted by j_mon Jun 23, 2005

lol- This would be a great Reader's Digest joke! Very cute

Comment score: 0  

Posted by shimmermaid Jun 28, 2005

ive heard this one before, but its funny the 4th time around

Comment score: 5  

Posted by coolhndsme Jan 16, 2007

very funny

Comment score: 1  

Posted by tennesseehick Jul 31, 2007

hah thats funny.

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