A Prescription.

Joke ID#4065
Funny (3.27)
Rating (1.41)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By boodler
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A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.

The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! They'll throw both of us in jail and I'll lose my license."

Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and handed it to the pharmacist.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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Posted by prettypinkbabygr Apr 17, 2005


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Posted by cats_or_dogs Jun 08, 2006

it's a little gruesome, but it was still funny!!

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Posted by rac76 Mar 14, 2009

lol..very good joke!

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Posted by coldfire Dec 13, 2010

I laughed so hard thanks for the joke

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