Magical Mirror


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Joke ID#405
Funny (3.17)
Rating (0.5)
CategoryBlond  
Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By boodler
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A brunette, blonde and a redhead walk into a bar.

The bartender tells them there is a magic mirror in the back room and if you stand in front of it and say something you think that's true you'll get something nice. But if you lie you'll be sucked in, never to be heard from again.

The brunette says, "I think I am the prettiest person in the bar," and she gets a brand new Corvette.

The redhead says, "I think I am the smartest person in the bar," and she gets 1 million dollars.

The blonde says, "I think---" And she disappeared.




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Posted by newf May 27, 2003

LMAO I like that one.

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Posted by arjun Dec 12, 2003

a very good blond joke!!

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Posted by books_i_luv Feb 26, 2005

this is do funny

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Posted by zinzey16 Feb 26, 2005

LOL...One of the funniest jokes on this site!!!

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Posted by tjm531 Jun 19, 2005

That's a good one!

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Posted by hamburger Jun 21, 2005

Curious, what does LMAO stand for

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Posted by hamburger Jun 22, 2005

and no Im not a blond. Thats not why I dont know.

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Posted by dudeitskrystal Jun 27, 2005

HAHAHAH that`s funny

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Posted by letswarmup45 Jun 28, 2005

lamo means laughing my a** off

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Posted by shimmermaid Jun 28, 2005

lol

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Posted by phantomgal Aug 27, 2005

thats a good one

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Posted by timmycool Jun 28, 2006

hahahahahahaha!!! great joke !!! tio the faves

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Posted by mellew Jun 28, 2006

i liked it

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Posted by jokester13 Jul 07, 2006

This is sort of a duplicate.

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Posted by ecksc Sep 22, 2006

I just don't get it! how you guys get such good jokes?!

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Posted by bobbin4apples Jul 28, 2007

hah

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Posted by bobbin4apples Jul 28, 2007

hah

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Posted by bobbin4apples Jul 28, 2007

LMAO

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Posted by Hugme12 Feb 29, 2008

funny as hell two thumbs up

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Posted by 1337man Jul 28, 2009

very funny!

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