My Neighbor

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Submitted ByAnchMike
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My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper.

I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a will.

He said, "Will? What will? I'm making a list of the people I want to bite."

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Posted by aeropostale101 Feb 05, 2004

I can read this over and over

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Posted by schatzy228 Dec 28, 2005

my, how we think alike,,,,,,,,my list is ready

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Posted by shimmermaid Dec 28, 2005 I need to be rabid to have a list? Funny!

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