Top 10 Funny Store Signs

Joke ID#3903
Funny (2.35)
Rating (0.72)
CategoryAt Work  
Submitted Byprimevil999
Corrected By boodler
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1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

4.In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"

5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

10.In a counselor's office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."

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Posted by primevil999 Jan 15, 2004

i wrote it cuz it's true

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Posted by charmedpiper Sep 12, 2004

Cute I know another Outiside a famous beauty salon 'Don't whistle at the woman coming out of here. She may be your grandmother'

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