Signs that Tell the Story:


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Joke ID#3893
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Submitted ByAnchMike
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In a toilet of an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.

In a department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office: WILL THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.

In an office lunchroom: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.

Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

In health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

In a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

At a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

In a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

On a leaflet: IF YOU CAN'T READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR; THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)




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Posted by maria_08540 Mar 19, 2005

the last one is my favorite.

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Posted by Majher Jul 21, 2005

Love It!

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Posted by shimmermaid Aug 04, 2005

I heard one about a car that went through a restaurant window- the next day they had a sign on the boarded up hole "Open, but no drive-thru" Great job! love it

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Posted by imlaughin Aug 04, 2005

.these all show irony, cute

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Posted by sunnyday311 Dec 15, 2005

My dad once bought a VCR that came with a video tape of how to use the VCR. We never wached it though. Funny stuff by the way.

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Posted by qwerty123 Mar 23, 2006

very funny, these signs are brought to you by the same people that put brail on the drive thru bank machines!

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Posted by 2sandwoman Mar 26, 2006

to the favs!

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Posted by undercover_joker May 05, 2006

I luv almost all of them these roc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

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Posted by Shastaki Jun 14, 2006

Lol!! The first two are my favorite!

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Posted by scouttrooper Jun 22, 2006

AWESOME! YOU PERSUADE ME TO USE CAPS LOCK ALL THE TIME!!!

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