Two Sisters ...


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Joke ID#3892
Funny (3.18)
Rating (1.17)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By boodler
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Two sisters are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died.

1st sister: "I froze to death."

2nd sister: "How horrible!"

1st sister: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"

2nd sister: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV."

1st Sister: "So what happened? Tell me."

2nd sister: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."

1st sister: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer-- we'd both still be alive."




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Posted by primevil999 Jan 15, 2004

lol

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Posted by 2sandwoman Nov 25, 2005

OMIGOSH! LOL!

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Posted by 2sandwoman Nov 25, 2005

OMIGOSH! LOL!

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Posted by violasrule Jan 08, 2006

there are a lot of jokes like that out there

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Posted by flirtygirly Jan 08, 2006

lol

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Posted by undercover_joker May 03, 2006

ha ha ha, well thats life right?

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Posted by Shastaki Jun 14, 2006

Ha! Awesome!

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Posted by mj1321 Jun 24, 2011

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Posted by daddy11 Dec 11, 2011

The end was kinda predictable :/

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