Simple Advice

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Submitted ByAnchMike
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By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace........

The article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before leaving the house this morning I finished off bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin good I feel....

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Posted by sugar Apr 29, 2005

This was very amusing, Sounds like my mom!!!

Comment score: 6  

Posted by prettypinkbabygr Apr 29, 2005


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