Joke ID#3853
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByAnchMike
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A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX SUPER SIZE."

That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "THUMBTACKS."

In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"

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Posted by Jon0513 Jan 19, 2004

good joke

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Posted by DaGreatCowfucius Jan 22, 2004

Hahahaha Another good one man... Keep em comming.

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Posted by teen_wiz Jun 11, 2006

AAAHHH... how embarrassing!!!!!!!

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