Police Interactions


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Joke ID#3840
Funny (3.31)
Rating (1.11)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Byundercover-ed
Corrected By phynyxs
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A few interesting public/police interactions:

GOOD:
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting too many. Then, he discovered the problem. A 10-year old boy was standing up the road from him with a hand-painted sign which read, "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a younger accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change.

BETTER:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of the $40. The police department responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball". He replied, "Highway Patrolmen don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then silently closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.




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Posted by thegermangemini Jul 01, 2004

Why is this getting rated so low? I think they are hilarious!

Comment score: 6  

Posted by fauck Aug 23, 2004

i don't know, i love it too.

Comment score: 4  

Posted by erniedingus Sep 03, 2005

heard it b4 an it stil cracks me up!!!! nice one!!!!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by buttons Sep 12, 2005

Comment score: 5  

Posted by kebron Dec 15, 2005

The third one was the funniest

Comment score: 5  

Posted by 2sandwoman Mar 18, 2006

I don't get the first one. HELP!_IO! HELP!_IO!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by crazycriely Mar 21, 2006

seems like a dupe

Comment score: 2  

Posted by hicklover01 Mar 26, 2006

I didn't really get the first one but the third one was hilarious

Comment score: 2  

Posted by speedywheels Apr 08, 2006

DUDE! The BETTER one was HILARIUOUS!!!!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by mellew Jun 16, 2006

The first one was a joke in two ways 1)The kids said radar trap so they slowed down and stopped the cop from getting money 2)When the drivers slowed down, they were slow enough to give money to the children as thanks. Great jokes! Second is a dupe

Comment score: -1  

Posted by hotchick_802 Jul 24, 2006

it took me a moment 2 understand the 3rd 1!!!! i read it again and i got it!! damn funny!! keep them coming!!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by ntsoaky Aug 31, 2006

these r just side splitting! Hilarious

Comment score: 1  

Posted by salem33466 Mar 12, 2007

i have heard the second one before in a e-mail!!!!! loved the third...it took me awhile to get the first one but i finally got it.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by cheesetoast Mar 28, 2007

The BEST made me laugh. Very creative idea on the GOOD.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by MrDrProf May 05, 2011

I love how in the last one the cop just leaves. Thats what I would do, that was a really good one and she deserved to get off.

Comment score: -1  

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