How Can You Tell If a Lawyer is Lying?


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Submitted ByAeropostale101
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.




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Posted by stephie Dec 30, 2003

Ha ha ha!!!

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Posted by stephie Dec 30, 2003

Ha ha ha!!!

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Posted by stephie Dec 30, 2003

Ha ha ha!!!

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Posted by DaGreatCowfucius Jan 22, 2004

Hahaha good one man ^_^ Sad thing is I want to be a lawyer when I grow up =P

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Posted by aeropostale101 Apr 08, 2004

I want to be also. lol

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Posted by Internat Jun 02, 2004

lol!

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Posted by Gr8Girl Jun 24, 2004

Sad thing is...its true...

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Posted by aeropostale101 Jun 26, 2004

wut the heck, this hasnt gotton a good rating! its funny! VOTE GOOD

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Posted by white_forest Sep 17, 2004

I've heard this on a Game before. Monkey Island. Have you played it before. Lol, anyways, It's a good joke!

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Posted by dishwashergurrl Mar 31, 2005

I don't get it.

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Posted by shiny_and_new Feb 21, 2006

Very funny (says a law student)

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Posted by Shastaki Aug 31, 2006

When people speak, their lips move. The joke means that lawyers lie whenever they speak. Get it?

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Posted by linkofhyrule Dec 08, 2006

lol! sad but true.

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