The Cat In The Hat On Aging

Joke ID#3736
Funny (1.79)
Rating (1.61)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By boodler
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I cannot see,
I cannot pee;
I cannot chew,
I cannot screw;
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks,
My hearing stinks,
No sense of smell -
I look like hell
My mood is bad - can you tell?
My body's drooping,
Have trouble pooping;
The Golden Years have come at last -
The Golden years can kiss my ass

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