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Joke ID#3636
Funny (3.16)
Rating (0.5)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By Fathead
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Three guys are about to be executed and they are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.

The Italian responds, Pepperoni Pizza, which he is served and then executed.

The Frenchmen requests a Fillet Mignon, which he is served and then executed.

The Newf requests a plate of strawberries.


"Yes, Strawberries."

He is told, "But they are out of season!"

"So, I'll wait."

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Posted by alex1234 Dec 13, 2003

lol pretty smart

Comment score: 2  

Posted by SexyChic Jun 09, 2005

Sure like this one! It was real funny!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by celanba Feb 18, 2006

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Posted by irishflower Apr 01, 2006

haha very funny kinda like the three guys who yell tornado flood and fire to escape execution

Comment score: 3  

Posted by girliepie Jun 01, 2006

It was really cute! Great job!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by sulphhemoglobia Jun 01, 2007

Not as funny as it is clever!!

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