Joke ID#3611
Funny (2.76)
Rating (1.16)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByAnchMike
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The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a handsome smile
And keeps his car so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
A good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings to you.
The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He never has made you cry
Or hurt you in any way
Oh, fuck this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay.

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Posted by pixeechik Dec 10, 2003


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Posted by absy Feb 03, 2004

actually, i found one just like that, and hes NOT gay, and we're gettin married yay

Comment score: 7  

Posted by nickdudet89 Oct 29, 2005


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Posted by jhlcc Nov 07, 2005

That was a good one.

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Posted by idiot_genius May 09, 2006

to absy: good luck, but by now u r probably already married!

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Posted by DennysGirl Dec 12, 2006

i found one like that that isn't gay too. and we're engaged.

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