Hearing Aid

Joke ID#3603
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByAnchMike
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A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?"

The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you."

The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner, honey?"

He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks again.

Still no response, so he moves to five feet. Again, no answer.

Finally he stands directly behind her and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

She replies, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!"

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jun 03, 2005

the man had hearing problems, not the woman

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Posted by shimmermaid Jun 03, 2005

I liked it!

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Posted by musiikki Jun 04, 2005


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Posted by darthforman Jun 06, 2005


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Posted by ashleyrena143 Jun 11, 2005

dumb deaf old man

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Posted by Frenchi Dec 30, 2005


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Posted by lyris Apr 13, 2006

I think this is a dupe...

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Posted by girliepie Jun 05, 2006


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Posted by qwart Jun 05, 2006


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Posted by robban310 Nov 14, 2006

Hilarious I wonder how he heard the doctor, though...

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Posted by Suspected_Fire Jun 28, 2010

he probably heard the doctor because he was so close just like he was close to the wife when she said for the fourth time chicken.

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