Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush...

Joke ID#3599
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CategoryNews / Politics  
Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By boodler
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Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country.

Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.

Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again, before the order was given Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again, the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall.

The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here; just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall". He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"

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Posted by knightdog Feb 13, 2005

Although I've heard this one before, it was still a good joke. Keep 'em coming!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by juggleboy502 Apr 24, 2005

heard it before, but still good!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by CaJuNcUtIe202 Jun 17, 2005

where is your respect for George W. Bush?

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Posted by seandidy Oct 03, 2005

Where the sun dont shine!!!!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by evil996 Oct 25, 2011

Lol @ above comment

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