Holy Water


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Joke ID#359
Funny (2.32)
Rating (1.47)
CategoryReligious  
Submitted Bykittygirl126
Corrected By lyris
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Every Sunday 3 boys would go to church and confess. So the first boy went up to the priest. The priest says "What have you done bad in your life son".

The boy responds with "I've swore to my mother."

The priest says,"Take one sip of holy water."

The second boys goes up to the priest and the priest asks, "What have you done bad in your life son?"

The boy responds with, "I've stolen something".

The priest says "Take two sips of holy water."

After every sip the third boy is laughing his head off.

So the third boy goes up to the priest and the priest says, "What have you done bad in your life son"

The boy responds with, "I peed in the holy water."




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Posted by hilo Jul 20, 2003

classic, I love it

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 30, 2005

yet another classic, lol!

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Posted by erniedingus Aug 22, 2005

typical lad!! no offence lads!! just sounds like da guys i hang out wid

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