A Man Walks Into a Bar With a Newt on His Shoulder

Joke ID#3547
Funny (1.35)
Rating (0.78)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Bymikiupdown2
Corrected By 7catac7
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This man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder and the bar tender asks him,
"What's your newt's name?"
and the man replies,
and the bar tender says,
"Why is he called Tiny?"
and the man replies,
"Because he is minute."

(minute means small)

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Posted by Geno Apr 15, 2005

stupid retarded joke

Comment score: 1  

Posted by joy2chipmunk Oct 08, 2006

cum on...its hilariously stupid

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