The Bus

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Submitted Byalex1234
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A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions -
"Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"

The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there." She thanked the officer and he drives off.

Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and,
sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.

The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus and that was three hours ago! Why are you still waiting?"

The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now...
The 45th bus just went by!"

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Posted by rocklover5592 May 25, 2005

good thing the cop didnt tell her like 500 or

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Posted by imafreak Sep 07, 2005

Sounds like somethong I'd do

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Posted by shimmermaid Sep 08, 2005

Groan... Hahaha...Very good!

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Posted by SexyChic Sep 12, 2005

Oh my God!!! How stupid can she be? Great joke.

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