The Elmo Misunderstanding

Joke ID#346
Funny (2.97)
Rating (2.43)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Byskoolkid
Corrected By boodler
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A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door, and the assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee.

He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem.

Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.

The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

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Posted by dsquared Mar 31, 2003

Damn, I was going to submit this one then I found it here... this is one of my all time faves, good one ;) .

Comment score: 3  

Posted by marymary Apr 25, 2003


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Posted by dakini1 Jun 30, 2003

HEHEHE!!! I like that one!

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Posted by thejoke Jul 22, 2004

My favorite joke out of all of them

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Posted by seandidy Oct 03, 2005

Just out of luck,this would fit great in the BLOND category.

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Posted by Sassy_101 May 28, 2006

what was the point in reciting theat story?

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