I'll Cry!!!

Joke ID#3411
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Rating (2.47)
Submitted ByPink
Corrected By violasrule
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A girl in around fifth grade was walking home from school. As she walking she sees a really adorable little boy walking the same way as she is. The little boy comes up to her and says,
"Can i walk home with you??"
The little girl, being a mean snobby person says,
"Oooh, god no!! Go away ya midget!!"
"I'll cry!!!"
* big sigh *
"Fine just don't cry!!"

When they get to her house she stops and tells him to go away. But he says,
"Can i come over??"
"Ooh no!!! No munchkins allowed!!"
"I'll cry!!"
*another big sigh*
"Fine, but only for a little bit"

Its getting late and she tells him to leave.
"Can I stay for dinner??"
"For the last time no!!! Go away!!!"
"I'll cry!!"

Dinner is over and she tells him to leave.
"Can i sleep over??"
"NO!! Never!!"
"I'll cry!!"
"OK, fine! But you have to sleep in the living room."

Later that night she hears a knock on the door.
"Can i sleep in your room?"
"No way!!"
"I'll cry!!"

Later on...
"Can i sleep in your bed?"
"Not in a million years!!"
"I'll cry!!"
"If you must, but no crying!!"

Even later...
"Can I stick my finger in your bellybutton??"
She shoots strait up in her bed!
"No you freak!!!"
"I'll cry!!"
A beat.
"Hey thats not my belly button!!"
"Suprise, suprise thats not my finger!!!"

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Posted by babyphat08 Dec 13, 2003

Comment score: -1  

Posted by bird_luver Aug 21, 2004

This is the most pathetic joke I've ever seen.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by pink Nov 16, 2004

well thats not nice! now I'll cry!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Unicycle100 Mar 04, 2005

Bird_luver is right. That is pathedic. You can predict what is going to happen.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by erniedingus Sep 15, 2005

ive heard this joke before and i dont think its pathetic or predictable i think its really good!!

Comment score: 0  

Posted by eger2please Nov 25, 2005

i wouldn't mind that happenin 2 me HEE HEEanyone want a try

Comment score: 1  

Posted by celanba Feb 23, 2006

That horny little boy!!!

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Posted by Da_Cutie May 24, 2006

That is the most disgusting thing to say about a little boy and the joke was predictable!!!!!!!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by hotchick_802 Jul 28, 2006

disgusting!! but then it was funny

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Pink Sep 27, 2006

If any of you laughed or smiled (even a little) when reading this joke then my job is done, and I'm happy. And as for you people who don't like it, well thanks for your opinion! and you can go stuff it where the sun dont shine. I never claimed that this was "the joke to end all jokes". All the jokes on this site can't be amazingly wonderful, you gotta have a few stupid ones that make you giggle in disgust. :p and all of you who posted nice comments, thank you very much!

Comment score: 3  

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