The Meaning of Dreams

Joke ID#3382
Funny (3.23)
Rating (0.36)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By mathlover639
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A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day! What do you think it means?"

With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight."

That evening, the man came home with a small package and handed it to his wife. With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the package to find a book entitled, "The Meaning of Dreams."

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Posted by einat17 Nov 16, 2003

lol that's reminds me of Mr. Been that took his girlfriend out and she saw a ring that she wanted and signed him she wants it, instead he got her a picture of that ring!!!

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Posted by sweetpeao4o3 Feb 23, 2005

very nice. i laughed

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Posted by ntsoaky Aug 04, 2005

i'm still laughing

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Posted by lucygirl Aug 31, 2005


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Posted by honey_11 Mar 08, 2006


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Posted by beaver Mar 08, 2006

very very very very very funny

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Posted by shimmermaid Mar 11, 2006

Ohohho! It burns!

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Posted by Shastaki Jun 17, 2006

It reminded me of the Mr. Bean thing too! If I was that woman, I'd slap him!

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Posted by phoenixoflife Oct 23, 2006


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Posted by xJOKERx Mar 12, 2009


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Posted by Love10394 Oct 09, 2010

I remember that Mr. Beans. Hahahahahaha

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