Getting Into Heaven


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Joke ID#3370
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Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By Fathead
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"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class.

"NO!" the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "NO!"

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?"

Again, they all answered, "NO!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"




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Posted by fuzzie277 Feb 08, 2005

Excellent!!! I never heard this one before. What a punch line! Thank you for a perfect start to my afternoon.

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Posted by dulinski102 Feb 08, 2006

THAT was funny!

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Posted by celanba Feb 10, 2006

Cute. Very cute.

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Posted by shimmermaid Feb 13, 2006

I believe this has been already posted...but in any event, this was really funny!

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Posted by brain_dead Feb 14, 2006

loved it

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Posted by maka10 Feb 09, 2007

Very funny!! Thanks for the laugh! :-)

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Posted by schatzy228 Feb 10, 2007

KIDS DO SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS !

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Posted by 90sgirl Feb 13, 2009

Very smart kids Love the joke

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