Selective Hearing

Joke ID#3365
Funny (3.07)
Rating (2.43)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByAnchMike
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What a woman says:

This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes
to wear if we don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears:

blah,blah,blah,blah, C'MON, blah,blah,blah,blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah,blah,blah, ON THE FLOOR blah,blah,blah,blah,
NO CLOTHES blah,blah,blah,blah, RIGHT NOW!

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Posted by seraphim Jul 16, 2005

So True!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by qwart Jun 19, 2006


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