An Elderly Woman...

Joke ID#3314
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Submitted ByAnchMike
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An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She said to the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby brooch and Rolex watch."

"But you aren't wearing any of those things," said the artist.

"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."

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Posted by Newf Jan 07, 2004

Great Joke!!

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Posted by shimmermaid Aug 15, 2005

Lol! Good job!

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Posted by SexyChic Aug 19, 2005

This is soooooo great!! LMAO!!

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