Bad News, Good News, Great News


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Joke ID#3265
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Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By boodler
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The day after losing his wife in a diving accident, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife."

"Tell me! Did you find her?" the man cried.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worse, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh no!" said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"

The trooper continued. "When we pulled her up she had two five-pound King crabs and a half-dozen good size Dungeness crabs on her."

Stunned, Mr.Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."




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Posted by Gr8Girl Jul 10, 2004

huh

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Posted by DaGreatCowfucius Aug 07, 2004

They are using the body as crab bait.

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