Joke ID#3240
Funny (2.52)
Rating (0.75)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Bytyranos
Corrected By absy
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Little johnny was going to school.
Incredibly he found a genie and was given 3 wishes.
"Can I have a piece of candy?" he said.
"Kid, I am a powerful genie ask for something else."

"Mmmm, ok, give me 2 pieces of candy."
"You think I have time for such small wishes? Don't ask for something so small."

"I want candy."

"Ok kid here you go; infinite candy."
"Cool, thank you."

"Ok whats your second wish? Kid, i don't have all day."
"But I still have 3 wishes.."

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Posted by tyranos Oct 30, 2003

Excellent joke if there is one bad hidden joke I havent heard it. Keep up the good work.

Comment score: 9  

Posted by tyranos Apr 06, 2004

Just for the record this masterpiece of a joke was totally ruined by the editor. I demand my money back.

Comment score: 5  

Posted by DennysGirl Feb 07, 2007

funny, but the way it was told was kind of blah. good job.

Comment score: 1  

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