Halloween Favourites

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What haunts the closets of a haunted house?
The SOULS of shoes!

What's a ghosts favourite dessert?

What was the ghosts favorite baseball team?
The BOO Jays!

What room is a ghost not allowed to go inside?
The Living room

Why didn't the vampire have fun on his vacation?
He SUCKED all the fun out of it!

If a snow man and a vampire got married and they had a baby what would the baby be?
A Snowvam!

Where do monsters love to visit in New York?
The Vampire State Building.

Why did the vampire's friend break up with him?
Because he was a pain in the neck!

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

What kind of street do zombies like best?
Dead ends!

What is a vampire's favourite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel!

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