The Greatest Liar


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Joke ID#3221
Funny (3.07)
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CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted ByEinat17
Corrected By Fathead
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Cinderella, Superman and Pinocchio die and go to heaven. On their way they talk:

Cinderella: "I want to be remembered as the most beautiful girl in the world."

Superman: "I want to be remembered as the strongest person in the world."

Pinocchio: "I want to be remembered as the greatest liar in the world."

It's Cinderella's turn. She goes into the room and comes out smiling, saying, "It's done. I'm the most beautiful girl in the world!"

Then goes Superman. He goes into the room and comes out happy, saying, "It's done. I'm the strongest person in the world!"

Last comes out Pinocchio, angrily he says: "Damn! who's this Clinton guy?!?!"




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