10 Sentences Teachers Say


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10 sentences teachers say (and their true meanings)

1. This book is very commonly used
(I also studied from it 40 years ago)

2. It's important to understand what the material means in general
(I'm not good with details)

3. Some might say...
(My guess is...)

4. The answer to that question is not in the syllabus
(I don't know the answer to your question)

5. We'll discuss that question next week
(I don't know the answer to your question)

6. I'll let you search in the dictionary and find out
(I don't know how to spell that word)

7. Some of you could have succeeded more in the test
(You all failed)

8. Are there any questions about the material we learned last lesson?
(Did any of you review the material as I asked?)

9. Today we'll split up into small studying groups
(I don't feel like teaching today so keep yourselves busy)

10. The homework is due on Monday
(Ruining your weekend is the only fun I have left in teaching)




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Posted by vvz227 Oct 17, 2003

my favorite is number 10!!! LOL!!!

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Posted by 7catac7 Oct 27, 2003

same with me, 10 the best.

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Posted by adoontourious Oct 30, 2003

Lol my language arts teacher does the dictionary one

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Posted by vvz227 Oct 30, 2003

lol! my language arts teacher does the dictionary one too! lol! hey! cool! new smileys!

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Posted by arjun Dec 12, 2003

even i like no 10 the best!! my computer and chemistry teachers always say it!! the grouches!!

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Posted by tissue Jan 11, 2004

I really really like this one!

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Posted by something Jul 05, 2004

Hilarious E! My teachers say these things all the time!

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Posted by sissy245 Nov 12, 2004

Hilarious...no really it is

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Posted by knightdog Feb 13, 2005

I like #1 the best!

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Posted by flirtygirly Jan 13, 2006

loved them all their going in my favs

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Posted by coolhndsme Dec 31, 2006

very funny

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Posted by Alexeagle Nov 28, 2007

So true...

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Posted by mth_lvr Jan 08, 2009

my teacher says #10 a lot... except on the monday before it( it still ruins my weekend, i usually end up cramming the day before. Yes, in math too.

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